Kinder Surprise 

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

Kinder Surprise by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

Dickcheez Surprise 

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey

When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise

Dickcheez Surprise by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Meatslop Surprise 

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

Meatslop Surprise by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Alabama surprise party 

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

Alabama surprise party by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

Corncob Surprise by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

kinder surprise 

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

kinder surprise by brian 2 February 1, 2024

Reverse surprise party 

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.

Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!

Reverse surprise party by schroeheme March 14, 2024