The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010
The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
by #freeuab January 21, 2015
When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
by Roflcopter filipino October 18, 2008
Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009
When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 15, 2017