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whitewash 

1. to win decisively, especially before the other side can achieve a single goal

2. to make something undesirable, damaging seem legitimate or acceptable, usually by falsification or concealment

Minnesota Whitewash 

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.
After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

whitewash 

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.
1. She is whitewashed.
whitewash by SugarBear September 13, 2005

Whitewash Tuba 

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.
Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

Whitewater kayaking 

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.
Whitewater kayaking by little.elph January 30, 2006

Whitewashed Vodka 

When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.
I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!