Kentucky vasectomy 

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

vajedi 

Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.

1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.

vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

Vasudha

A beautiful, hot girl with a heart of gold

I am happy to have Vasudha.

Vasudha by Cute butt24 October 21, 2012

Vasectomy 

When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.

My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.

Vasectomy by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018

vasee

Vasee is an ancient Indian name. This name is a derivative of Vasile which means an attractive seducer (in other words tall, dark and handsome man with attractive eyes) who goes after only pretty women. He is a charm person and very selective. If he go after a women, she will be the lucky one and will have all the attention from him. He is very trust worthy and little bit of eccentric but in a good way.

Kaelenn: Hey, who is that exotic man standing against the wall with a glass of wine?
Lisa: Ohh that guy. His name is Vasee. He is very picky and seducer but little nerdy

Kaelenn: Cool. I am going to try and test my luck. He is so cute. ohh he is coming to our direction.
Lisa: oh God. You are in trouble. LOL

vasee by latinmamasitha February 8, 2010

vaselate 

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."

"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."

vaselate by kdot March 26, 2008