schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

schleezeboinked by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Schweeze 

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.

Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze

Schweeze by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Grate the shmeeze 

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

Grate the shmeeze by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023