Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

Surfin' for the gherkin by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE by weave August 25, 2003

Surfin' Bird 

A song written by "The Trashmen" in the 1950's, which was recently featured on the family guy episode "I dream of Jesus".

Brian and Stewie on the couch, Surfin' Bird playing in the background:

Stewie: "Brian, I don't feel so good".

*Nose bleeds*

Surfin' Bird by Tazdingo February 23, 2009

Surfin' Bird 

Song by early Garage Rock/Rock n Roll band The Trashmen from their debut album of the same name. The Ramones did a terrific cover of it on their "Rocket to Russia" album.

A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".

Kid A: What are you listening to?

Kid B: Surfin' Bird

Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?

Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?

Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.

Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's

Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama

Surfin' Bird by Gaaraofthedamned August 17, 2011

Surfin' Bird 

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

Surfin' Bird by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

surfin' tragedy 

A notable piece of bad luck

So you blogged that bitch and she gave you the noise. Dude, that's a surfin' tragedy

surfin' tragedy by Major Hoople February 9, 2004

Surfin Pink Gorilla

When a pale skinned man , who is topless , slides and falls on his ass

" yeah man , he slid down the hill like a surfin pink gorilla "

Surfin Pink Gorilla by Da1ek October 15, 2023