Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.

"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."

by Spartacusss March 02, 2010