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staffie juice 

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.
Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.
staffie juice by berinda55 March 8, 2012

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
A girl's name. She super cute and I love her very much. She has the prettiest eyes and she's super skinny.
I love steffi very much - ******
Steffi by SwaggyHitler April 24, 2021

Sheffield Slammer 

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

Steffi-sized 

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.
Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized
Steffi-sized by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015
When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Stiffie by SlopNChop January 22, 2017