skankscuse

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.

Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!

skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

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Skämtstånd

Skämtstånd is the original Swedish term for 'Jokeboner'.
It differs from a real boner because it isn't caused by sexual attraction.
It's more of a Pratical-joke, and can be used as an Ice-breaker on partys or as a part of the 'Gaylift' a.k.a. Böglyftet.

Andrews Skämtstånd was more than enough for him and Alex to be able to perform a 'Gaylift'.

Skämtstånd by Winterflame November 2, 2009

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Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

Pat Your Shants by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

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skantacular

adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.

noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.

The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.

"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.

skantacular by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017