skanter

Funny 'banter' regarding skiing. Mixing of the words ski and banter.

"John was giving Ryan some serious skanter after having a massive wipe out on the slopes yesterday, you should have seen how annoyed John got!"

by lonelyboyftskanter January 22, 2014

Skanter

Humerous 'banter' had while at work, preferably to the detriment of the work you are actually meant to be doing. A combination of the words 'skiving' and 'banter'.

Aw me and Dave were meant to be stacking shelves down the bread aisle, but instead we just sacked it and had some skanter in the lift.

by akg1 July 31, 2010

Skanter

This word is used when something was of such high enjoyment and the words skit and banter are not sufficient enough in putting it into words. It should be used sparingly and only for truely deserved events. When used it should also be roared very loudly.

Jimmy - "Man that was so freaking funny"

Tom Joe - "The SKANTER was unbelievable"

Jimmy - "....... True That"

by scruffystack April 12, 2009

skante

Foo slang for Crystal meth, only the sickest will be messing with that broken window

Ay bro that skante got me twackin, you got anymore of that shit?

by 420darthvapor69 December 25, 2018

Skante Warrior

Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante. They can tell if someone is carrying skante on them and will attack them on sight. In the more evolved forms, they can harvest skante from other skante warrior's blood. They most basic skante warriors attack in packs, with the most evolved on being the leader

Man 1: What happened to Fred after the party? Man 2: Oh, he became a skante warrior. He looks like a alligator with all those scabs. Man 1: Hey, I kept some meth from the party. Wanna try it? Man 2: Bro, you crazy?!?!? Fred and his pack can smell that shit! Man 1: Oh shit, here he comes. Run bro!!! *gunshots and stabbing sounds*

by Notoriousbob February 17, 2013

Skandered

When you remix a track but people can't notice the difference with the original track.

He Skandered this track.

by Yacinedessouki July 30, 2018

Skånetrashfiken

A Portmanteau word of "Skånetrafiken" and "Trash". Referring to the public transport operator Skånetrafiken located in Skåne, Sweden. Used Specifically in situations where the drivers completely change routes, leave too early of skip stops where people are waiting.

"I cannot make it to today's lecture since Skånetrashfiken cancelled their trains between Malmö and Lund Again."

by EyBro April 24, 2022