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Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) 

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
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Position attitude 

It is the position where Curtis can't spell. So he'll go through all the effort to add it to urban dictionary. Then Screenshot the meaning of it and add it to the group to show you what it means
Bring a position attitude to the Saturday Slaughter
Position attitude by Staggaz12 July 11, 2024

Position 1 Alpha 

To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work
"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"
Position 1 Alpha by Chors September 5, 2017

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.
He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

position one narcissistic abuser 

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words
You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

amazon position 

A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.
lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.
amazon position by Sinfultimes December 1, 2016

Ass Rape Position 

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.
1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.