trizzle jizzle 

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.

She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.

trizzle jizzle by madness1 December 20, 2010

jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizzle Drizzle 

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.

God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

Jizzle Drizzle by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle Fizzle by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

Jizzle Jog 

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

Jizzle Jog by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

jizzle jawline 

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.

Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.

jizzle jawline by @twoProfessionalretards July 3, 2020

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

Jizzed my pants by kam75xx April 11, 2021