Dirteh

When something is dirty, sick, or just plain fuckin' awesome.

John: Bro, I got tickets to insert concert name here.

Joe: DIRTEH!

by Meeshta February 22, 2011

Dirtbed

The place one goes to take a dirtnap.

Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018

dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.

Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Dired

Feeling so tired you want to die.

I had no sleep last night and I was so dired because I had a long day ahead.

by sintya September 26, 2012

Dirty Dirter

Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.

Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:

"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"

"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"

Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>

Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"

by Not a Bistolian October 18, 2008

Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017