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Waikiki watchtower

One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.
After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.

Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.
Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *

waikiki sneaky 

Waikiki (as in the island) sneaky. Giving it to a girl from behind.
oh dude I would def give her the waikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
waikiki sneaky by sexpert March 21, 2005

Waikiki Cumshot 

Waikiki a neighbour in Hawaii well known for its surfing and paddling boarding... A Waikiki Cumshot is when a male engages in water sports... I.e urinating on their male or female counterpart in a sexual fashion.
My husband give me the most powerful Waikiki Cumshot last night, it was so warm and heavenly.
Waikiki Cumshot by littleboylost December 26, 2016

waikiki wake-up call 

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

Waikiki Wipe 

A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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