Choking Baby BJ 

A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.

Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!

Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!

Choking Baby BJ by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011

Choking off 

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals

Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!

Choking off by notdale March 1, 2019

Choking the chicken 

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

Choking the chicken by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018

Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .

"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!

Choking Chewbacca by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010

choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.

BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.

choking the corn by uhRedux April 19, 2017

Chinking Out 

When your Asian friend decides to bail on plans

Stop chinking out on me Lucas, we are suppose to hangout...

Chinking Out by Jacobcod May 11, 2017

Chokking up the tok 

Getting to the money

I was chokking up the tok when I was selling bricks

Chokking up the tok by KxlebG January 20, 2023