garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."

That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.

garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008

Assgas gargledier 

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019

Garget 

The slimy, thick, mucusy stuff left over in your throat and mouth after eating large amounts of chocolate, sweet, or very rich foods.

Sharon: "I ate that whole chocolate bar and now I have a shitload of garget".

Garget by poopplease September 6, 2010

Gurgle my Nurgle 

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

Gurgle my Nurgle by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

Gaggle fucking 

When a group of people are grouped too close together, like a gaggle of fucks. commonly used in the game insurgency sandstorm.

Stop Gaggle fucking and spread out, we don’t need to get wiped out in one go!

Gaggle fucking by Pizza_king69 January 25, 2023

a gaggle of dicks 

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.

Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.

a gaggle of dicks by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014

garble warble farble 

any generic verb that is garbled at a distance, as used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"They've garble warble farble!" shouted Slartibartfast in his thin tremulous voice.

garble warble farble by three newtons February 16, 2004