farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

farble

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

farble

The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.

"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."

by Whitt March 9, 2007

farble

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

farble

cheap, fake flooring that looks like marble; faux marble

Did you see Earline's new double-wide trailer? The kitchen has farble floors. That's the fancy shit.

by sarahsavage May 2, 2006

farble

to put in a random order, mix up or create by accident

Terry's blog on Farbled.com is a great example of random thoughts and musings.

by Farbled January 25, 2005

Farble

Fart that sounds like you're farting out marbles.

Whoa! Did you hear that farble? He'd better check his pants.

by DannoPMan July 23, 2009