Speenis 

A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.

Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.

Speenis by SpeenisL November 10, 2022

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

Speeding Ticket by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

speeding tax 

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

speeding tax by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

National SpeedSilver day 

National SpeedSilver day, the day where we celebrate the youtube mastermind who started out with UHC videos.

''Hey man, its National SpeedSilver day, lets celebrate!''

National SpeedSilver day by zuhm March 31, 2022

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

Speeding Ticket by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

Speedshitting 

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

Speedshitting by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

Sweedish Windmill

Swaying your arms like a windmill while pelvic thrusting

Carl can't sweedish windmill when on the spot

Sweedish Windmill by big_damien October 14, 2011