An expression commonly used in Northwest Iowa to express confusion or bewilderment.
"A Skibbidy-tank you?" asked Brian. Perplexed, Sam replied with, "Ayouwhat?"
An expression used to express approval.
Hey Kramer, "nice face," said Sam. "Ahkahkahkahkah!" announced an approving Brian.
This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.
Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.