3 definitions by golferdude712

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

Ayouwhat?

An expression commonly used in Northwest Iowa to express confusion or bewilderment.

"A Skibbidy-tank you?" asked Brian. Perplexed, Sam replied with, "Ayouwhat?"

by golferdude712 February 24, 2009

Ahkahkahkahkah

An expression used to express approval.

Hey Kramer, "nice face," said Sam. "Ahkahkahkahkah!" announced an approving Brian.

by golferdude712 February 24, 2009