flapjack funbags 

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.

Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.

flapjack funbags by The Rabot April 22, 2007

flapjack 

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

flapjack by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008

Middleburg flapjack 

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

Middleburg flapjack by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008

Flap Jacks 

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

Flap Jacks by Leon June 20, 2004

flapjacking 

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

flapjacking by ashannah March 3, 2010

brazillian flapjack 

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her

My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.

brazillian flapjack by The Hossenfoffer July 19, 2009

paul bunyan flapjack 

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

paul bunyan flapjack by Barnaby Jones November 7, 2007