bank biscuit 

A very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.

"I opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so I can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit".

bank biscuit by sluggo699 February 16, 2009

Bank of America 

Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.

B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"

B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."

B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"

Bank of America by bofa loves me.. loves me not August 30, 2009

Bank Girl 

A girl that you can always return too for action at a club. The Bank Girls job is to wait while you try and pick up other chicks, if you are unsuccessful you can return to her.

Dude that last chick was so pissed she almost circumsised me. Its a damn good think I brought my bank girl.

Bank Girl by Gotta Ketchum All January 25, 2008

Bank job 

When somebody robs a bank.

Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!

Bank job by BlackDahliaUndead February 28, 2010

Bank Drive-thru Lottery 

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

Bank Drive-thru Lottery by mad genius December 8, 2010

Bank Drive-thru Asshole 

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole by mad genius December 8, 2010

Bank Robbery 

A job pulled by at least minimum 4 people, a driver crowd control and bagger are required. If someone tries and fails their first time *cough* cough* dye pack *cough* I mean, everybody has to start somewhere, right?

Bank robbery

Bank Robbery by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020