scrum methodology 

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

scrum methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

scrum dick 

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

scrum dick by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Scrum Fag 

A mix of a srub, fag, and scum bag all in one.

Cool Guy: Yo fatass you a scrum fag mother fucker.
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎

Scrum Fag by DilfNigga November 29, 2015

scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

scrum-bum by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007

Scrum half 

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.

The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum

Scrum half by Rugby101 December 3, 2014

Scrum Dumpster 

The lawfully appointed position in Pound Town held by the Scrum Master.

I can’t wait to be the Scrum Dumpster when I move to Pound Town!

Scrum Dumpster by Alan-Smithee June 21, 2018

scrum dilly umptious 

something you call that is very taste, delicious, yummie, like in willy wanka and the chocolate factory

did you like the meal ?

yes i did it was scrum dilly umptious.

scrum dilly umptious by exzachlylove February 13, 2009