scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

scrum-bum by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007

Front Bum Scrum 

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

Front Bum Scrum by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

scum bum 

What you call the lazy guy at work

Brian started to scream because we offered him some meatloaf, what a Scum Bum.

scum bum by hoffinator May 31, 2011

scum bum 

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

scum bum by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Owego Scum Bum 

The typical Person from a town called Owego, Wears the same clothes daily doesn't clean their house and loves the smell of decaying garbage.

Jerry:Hey lizzie didnt you wear those clothes yesterday?
Lizzie:Yeah but i'm an owego scum bum!

Owego Scum Bum by Poopstick Forsythe June 11, 2008

scum bum 

a bum that doesn't take baths and stinks like ass.

a scumbag who is always borrowing or mooching off people.

Teddy never has a steady job and never takes a bath either.

That scum bum Gene borrowed twenty dollars off Gwen and then told her to go to hell.

scum bum by a neighbor November 1, 2004

scrub-bum 

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.

God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum

scrub-bum by Britt January 17, 2004