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scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007
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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
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scum bum

What you call the lazy guy at work
Brian started to scream because we offered him some meatloaf, what a Scum Bum.
by hoffinator May 31, 2011
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scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.
I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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Owego Scum Bum

The typical Person from a town called Owego, Wears the same clothes daily doesn't clean their house and loves the smell of decaying garbage.
Jerry:Hey lizzie didnt you wear those clothes yesterday?
Lizzie:Yeah but i'm an owego scum bum!
by Poopstick Forsythe June 11, 2008
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scum bum

a bum that doesn't take baths and stinks like ass.

a scumbag who is always borrowing or mooching off people.
Teddy never has a steady job and never takes a bath either.

That scum bum Gene borrowed twenty dollars off Gwen and then told her to go to hell.
by a neighbor November 1, 2004
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scrub-bum

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.
God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum
by Britt January 17, 2004
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