Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked 

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

auto cot 

A form of boycott which involves the ramming of automobiles.

Example: Look at onehunglow's war attack! His level 3 wagon is auto cotting matt's base!

auto cot by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

Dirty Cot 

Using the tears and fluids of your victims as fabric softer for your bed sheets.

Why is your bed so stiff, yet pleasant on the thighs?

Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.

Dirty Cot by qazoz April 14, 2020

flip his cot 

Die, or have condition become suddenly worse, on verge of death.

"medical staff is standing by incase he decides to flip his cot"

flip his cot by lalalala November 3, 2014

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

COTC 

A rare disease that targets less than five percent of the world population. This disease isn't easily spotted and flares up occasionally with physical signs sometimes showing. Awareness for this disease has increased substantially in 2020 with the support of famous twitch streamers-more specifically by the twitch streamer SteveSuptic. This disease can elevate to stage two-CCOTC, and is a serious matter. The disease is short for corn on the cob and if you have read this far, it is a made up disease with the previous description as the false description Steve has created. COTC is a bit he does to new players that join his lobbies. Corn on the cob might not be so serious, but candy corn on the cob is no laughing matter.

Steve: I couldn't focus on the round because of my COTC
Rando: Im so sorry. Try to take it easy.
Steve: I'll try but my COTC is really flaring up right now.

Rando: I'm really sorry. I don't know what COTC is but I hope you're ok
Steve: Do you really not know what COTC is?
Rando: I don't, sorry. What is it?
Steve: .... Are you serious? You're joking right? *chuckle*
Rando: ...
Steve: .... *sad tone* oh, you really don't know... *silence
Rando: ...
Steve: It's short for corn on the cob.

COTC by COTCsurvivor December 20, 2020