Definitions by TriedDrowningAFish

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked 

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Forking 

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

Forking by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

feeaboo 

A non filipino decendant who identifies themselves (in the most disgusting ways) as filipino. These people may be transracial or just borderline disgusting. Feeaboos are also known as "feebs."

Feeaboos will try to speak Tagalog and eat with their hands just like a traditional filipino. Feebs also have large wooden utensils in their kitchens becuase they think that that is where tiki forks go. However feeaboos dont understand that filipino culture is not all food and language, its also celebration and murder.

"Adam wants to be called Ja Du, didnt you see him using tabo in the bathroom?"
"Ew what a feeaboo."

feeaboo by TriedDrowningAFish November 16, 2017

HandelHorsing 

When you find an animal that you think is hot, and you proceed to use the animal for pleasure. People use this term for being attractive to animals. Used almost like animalsexual or zoophile.

Oh man! I tried HandelHorsing my hamster again!

HandelHorsing by TriedDrowningAFish December 15, 2016