noobsican 

its a mixture between a Mexican and a noob, thus the name noobsican

This guy just can't get it done, what a noobsican

noobsican by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015

Noobshant 

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

Noobshant by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

noobcannon 

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

noobcannon by Anti November 30, 2004

Noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

Noobskank by Koby D January 11, 2009

noobian 

a new person to something; add on of noob/new/newplayer

Counter-strike: What a fucken noobian, he is seriuosly cluesless...

noobian by Paul Anthony Morgan June 24, 2003

noobsicle 

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness

john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.

noobsicle by Badoola June 13, 2005

Noobian 

A noob in the world of Star Wars or a person from the planet Noob.

*You're at a Star Wars convention and you see someone who is using the wrong lightsaber for their character they are dressed up as, You Say:*

"LOL look at the noobian, NICE LIGHTSABER NOOBIAN"

Noobian by LOLOLAWLIN March 11, 2009