ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm

someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video

ejacalit by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

ejaculite 

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.

"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."

ejaculite by eolivine January 9, 2010

Ejaculitis 

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

Ejaculitis by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

Ejaculit

An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum

Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit

Ejaculit by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016

ejaculitis 

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

ejaculitis by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014

ejaculito 

A small amount of jism. Usually on, or around, the chin.

Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.

ejaculito by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008

Ejaculitus 

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.

My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.

Ejaculitus by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011