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crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.
"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."
crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Maintenance Wank by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Maintenance Cocktail 

Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.
Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..

Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.

Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
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Maitena by El papurri February 8, 2018

Shaft Maintenance 

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.
Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!
Shaft Maintenance by Bosancheros September 14, 2016

Percussive Maintenance 

The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
Word of the Day on January 21, 2006