Definitions by naz_ghul
Percussive Maintenance
The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
Percussive Maintenance by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
Blamestorming
(noun)
1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.
Blamestorming by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
Irritainment
(noun)
1. Media spectacles and reality programs that insult your intelligence and are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching.
1. Media spectacles and reality programs that insult your intelligence and are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching.
Irritainment by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
jiggajizake
(noun)
1. A quasi-sentient sub-strain of the great ape family of unknown origin, similar to early Neanderthals but lacking equivalent proficiency in speech and social graces.
2. A person on a message board who responds to criticism or light teasing with inappropriately hostile responses; said replies are generally typified by social, racial or lifestyle bigotry, poor or unrecognizable spelling, an absence of punctuation, usage of a fifth grade level vocabulary, and an aversion to poly-syllabic discourse. See also troll
1. A quasi-sentient sub-strain of the great ape family of unknown origin, similar to early Neanderthals but lacking equivalent proficiency in speech and social graces.
2. A person on a message board who responds to criticism or light teasing with inappropriately hostile responses; said replies are generally typified by social, racial or lifestyle bigotry, poor or unrecognizable spelling, an absence of punctuation, usage of a fifth grade level vocabulary, and an aversion to poly-syllabic discourse. See also troll
1. Even Thock couldn't stand the jiggajizake; they couldn't knap flint and seemed to assume that all other males were homosexual.
2. Don't even bother to reply to Sephiroth69, he's just a stupid jiggajizake out to start a fight.
2. Don't even bother to reply to Sephiroth69, he's just a stupid jiggajizake out to start a fight.
jiggajizake by naz_ghul March 11, 2003