Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Facejacking 

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

Facejacking by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Flamewanking 

The act of jerking one’s cock to fast that the friction creates a flame

A: John got third degree burns the other day
B: Yeah I heard he was flamewanking

Flamewanking by Schwibnibbler February 18, 2022

facejacking 

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.

"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."

facejacking by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012