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A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
Related Words

dumb-assity 

The audacity of the dumbass.
my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!
dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009
Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.
"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."
assatry by Desht ree July 19, 2016

Cockalytus Assitytus 

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition
Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

grown-assity 

"I'm a grown-ass man and I can do whatever I want." Even if the grown-assity is some fucked-upped-ness.
grown-assity by Sthpaw30 August 20, 2011

assitron 

a person annoyingly obsessed robot related science fiction or techno music.
"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?
assitron by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009