peckeritis 

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

peckeritis by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005

Pokeritis 

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

peckertrish  

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness

1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”

peckertrish by Peckermora December 22, 2008

peckerations

1-decorations and party favors pertaining to and resembling the male penis.

2-any outfit or accessory used to dress up and decorate the male penis.

Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws
big Johnson piñata and the dick nose you got are quite fantastic.

I just love that fire breathing dragon cock sock you got for your man.

peckerations by rbilt March 4, 2011

peeleritis 

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..

victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis

peeleritis by LunauD August 17, 2007

puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.

Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.

puckeritis by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017

neckeritis 

when you've been on the phone to long and your neck starts to hurt because your holding the phone with your neck and shoulder.

I was on the phone with (insert name) and i got neckeritis.

neckeritis by I LOVE JSTN! February 25, 2004