squpid

To mangle words or thoughts in an idiotic fashion.

In Cathy's haste to respond to John she squpid her thoughts and typed something that made absolutely no sense.

squpid by badtziscool December 9, 2008

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂

Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.

🦑 *squid emoji* by blake bowman July 13, 2021

SquidanticZ 

The most powerful, caring and fun antics between a super close set of friends.

The squid-eyes went out for a night of Squidanticz.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 20, 2021

Squid juice 

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.

Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.

Squid juice by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023

SquidanticZ 

A group of really close friends, having a really good time together.

It was Bessie’s birthday so SquidanticZ were a must.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 17, 2021

Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

Squaids by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021