Kovaleski 

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)

"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."

Kovaleski by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

kovaleski 

an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.

oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).

kovaleski by a sad sad turkey August 23, 2018

Kovaleski 

Kovaleski is a method of begining a discussion that ends in a heated argument.

It looks like we have a Kovaleski on our hands

Kovaleski by Newton unit August 17, 2018

Kaela Kovalskia 

The term used for the Cutest Penguin

I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.

Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022

Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.

When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.

Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019

Kowalski 

Analysis

Kowalski, analysis

Kowalski by furryraper69 October 28, 2018

Kowalski 

A penguin that analyzes photos on twitter, specifically memes.

Twitter: *Posts Meme*
Kowalski Analysis

Kowalski by Vision_Brian November 30, 2018