Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Mackem Mammaries by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

mammalibal 

a mammal that eats other mammals

As a fish-fowler, I can watch cute little calves , lambs, and piglets without feeling like an evil mammalibal

mammalibal by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 31, 2018

Mammasphyxiation 

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.

Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

Mammasphyxiation by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

Mamasang 

Mamasang is woman who is a prostitue seller. It is a sweeter term for bugaw or a brothel keeper. She sells her prostitutes and save the profit for herself. A typical mamasang is fat or chubby, has dark lips due to smoking has bulging boobs with big cleavage to attract customers. Mamasangs always have hot girls and not-so-hot girld with her. She makes profit on these girls but they still love her. A mamasang is noisy, loves to shout and denies much of herself as a mode of self defense. Mamasangs are calm and good girls at day but ferocious wild beasts at night. Mamasangs have a sugar daddy which can be called as papasang. He indulge mamasans in worldly pleasures (Sex, money, alcohol, etc.). Papasangs can also abuse any of mamasang's girls. Mamasangs and her minions are always prone to STD

Mamasang has many hot prostitutes.

Mamasang by papasang06 January 11, 2011

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014