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flowmaster 

The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.
Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."

Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."
flowmaster by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005
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Flowmaster 

A girl who has got her period totally in check.
It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
Flowmaster by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Flowmaster 

A device used to enhance sound, as that of an internal-combustion engine. An influential part of the annoying urban car/truck exhaust family; a big brother to the whistle tip.
In an interview about irritating exhaust systems, Bubb Rubb says: Den u gots da flows; dey be tripping bout da flowmasters.

Yo Tyrese! me and Eric are go-in get dem flowmasters den we be blAzin nukka! sheeeeet!
Flowmaster by Jackson Nylander March 8, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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