When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.

The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.

Straightforward by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".

A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

straightforward response by QuacksO August 22, 2019

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

straightforward guy by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

Mr. Straightforward by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026