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Straightforward 

When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.
The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.
Straightforward by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

straightforward response 

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

straightforward guy 

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
straightforward guy by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Mr. Straightforward 

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.
Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.