Molesticate 

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

Molesticate by Djentile March 10, 2019

molestimate 

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestigate 

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

molestitute 

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.

1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.

molestitute by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

molestigate 

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

molestigate by Aly A. June 1, 2007