Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 14, 2019
This word is a homophone, and has several meanings ,depending on the tone of voice , length, placement , and volume of pronunciation.
Meaning 1: Chuuuuh! (positive response) Hell yeah,
awesome, sweet, right on, that's what's up.
{In response too good news}
Meaning 2: chuh... Chuh
Said quickly and quietly. A somber acknowledgement.
Meaning 3: anti-chuh
A negative response to bad news.
Meaning 1: Chuuuuh! (positive response) Hell yeah,
awesome, sweet, right on, that's what's up.
{In response too good news}
Meaning 2: chuh... Chuh
Said quickly and quietly. A somber acknowledgement.
Meaning 3: anti-chuh
A negative response to bad news.
Ben:"I knocked up my girlfriend but she thinks my name is James, and she doesn't know where I live."
Tommy: " Chuuuuh!
Dad: "I need to borrow some money but I'll pay you back double."
Tommy: Chuh...chuh...
Timmy: " Mr flanigan down the street molested me and my 4 brothers, and now we have conflicted closeted nightmares. I need help Doctor!
Doctor: Anti-chuh...
Tommy: " Chuuuuh!
Dad: "I need to borrow some money but I'll pay you back double."
Tommy: Chuh...chuh...
Timmy: " Mr flanigan down the street molested me and my 4 brothers, and now we have conflicted closeted nightmares. I need help Doctor!
Doctor: Anti-chuh...
by Djentile March 11, 2019
Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
by Djentile March 11, 2019