a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.
by William Dean A. Garner August 29, 2003
Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
by William Dean A. Garner April 30, 2011
What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!
by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009
Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.
by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003