Quinch 

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.

Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.

Quinch by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Quinch 

When someone tries to hard to be funny; when someone roasts you

John: says a joke
Dan: "that's a quinch"

Quinch by Tapjr May 23, 2015

Quinch 

Quinch, or Quinching, is when a female is about to Quiff (fart out of her vagina) but pinches it, or stops it, from coming out by contracting her vaginal cavity with such intense force an actual diamond could be made by sticking a piece of coal into it mid quinch. Also usually met with an intense or ridiculous facial expression

Shawn: DIANE! Did you see Amy's face?! She def just quinched.

Diane: What the christ is quinch?

Shawn: You knowwwww...when you fart out of your vagina and the you stop it from coming out...?

Diane: Fuck you

Quinch by EvAn-DoReY September 26, 2009

Quinch 

One quinch is roughly equivalent to six earthly inches. The term was created to determine measurable snowfalls.

The number of August fogs will equal the number of snowfalls exceeding one quinch in the winter.

Quinch by Quincens December 21, 2008

quinch 

mispronunciation of the word "quench"

This drink will quench my thirst.

quinch by Thomas Ferranti May 13, 2004

Quinch 

A female bodily reaction: to quinch is when you queef when someone surprise pinches you.

I was pinched at work the other day and accidentally quinched.

Quinch by Sgt_Showboat August 31, 2018

Quinch 

Someone so attractive to the point that others have to clench their buttocks in order to hold in their gas.

I had to fart so badly, but then I saw a Quinch.

Quinch by Twiffinch February 25, 2019