shard's definitions

turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 19, 2005

TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.

What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.

by Shard April 14, 2005

Lacrosse

An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.

"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore!"

by Shard February 28, 2005

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.

1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.

by SharD October 8, 2004

family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005

bo staff

A kick-ass weapon from Japan and Okinawa. It's basically a big ol' stick. They are usually one fist higher than the user is tall, and made from hardwood.

This iron pipe make a kick-ass bo staff!

by Shard April 19, 2005