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family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.
Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.
by Shard April 21, 2005
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Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
by Shard February 28, 2005
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Bowstaff

A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.
I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!
by Shard February 28, 2005
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Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.
Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?
by SharD October 4, 2004
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box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.
by Shard December 31, 2004
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IIUU

Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a sign of solidarity or pledging. You'll often see graffiti of it in rough urban areas. Pronounced double I double U.
"Anything IIUU
Is something I will never do
Because it hurts me
And it hurts you"
by shard April 15, 2005
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a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.
1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
by SharD October 8, 2004
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