shard's definitions

conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006

turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 19, 2005

family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005

marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

by Shard April 21, 2005

U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.

U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!

by Shard May 13, 2005

Neem

In first-person shooter video games: to kill using many bullets, as with an automatic weapon. It usually suggests that the victim is confused and runs around aimlessly being killed.

1) "GODDAMNIT! I just spawned, then got neemed by that twit with the dual SMGs!"

2) "Holy crap! That guy emptied an entire sniper rifle clip into me before I died!"

by Shard March 25, 2005

box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

by Shard December 31, 2004