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KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a German Techno/Industrial artist known for donning a rubber alien mask and acting all angry, as well as writing amusing lyrics.

His music is quite ironic. He’ll play pretty heavy sounding industrial while chanting in a menacing voice about how you should eat vitamins and brush your teeth. Some of his favorite subjects seem to be “CRUSHING” things and “SYNTHESIZER POWER”.

KOMPRESSOR will crush fronting rappers with his SYNTHESIZER!

by Shard July 4, 2005

The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.

Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.

by SharD October 8, 2004

Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.

Seriously, what's up with Juggalos?

by Shard February 28, 2005