shard's definitions

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005

Bowstaff

A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.

I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!

by Shard February 28, 2005

Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 4, 2004

marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

by Shard April 21, 2005

a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.

1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.

by SharD October 8, 2004

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006