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The most disgusting school on the planet. Located in Blarney, County Cork, Ireland, it houses at least 500 rats and is filled with pyscho teachers and allat. The doors lock between classes btw that's a sick joke. The proud origin of hit tiktok account NIosaf
"That schools so bad, it's SMGS level"
SMGS by hashbash76 October 3, 2023
A compact, fully automatic electromagnetic weapon that fires small‑caliber flechettes at high velocity, analogous to a submachine gun. Rail SMGs trade power for portability and rate of fire, using miniaturized rail assemblies and capacitor packs that provide short bursts. Effective range is limited to 100‑200 meters, but within that envelope, they can defeat body armor and soft vehicles. The high rate of fire and low recoil make them ideal for close‑quarters combat and special operations. Real‑world rail SMGs are still in the concept phase; the challenges of miniaturizing the rails and capacitors are formidable.
Rail SMGs Example: "The agent emptied the rail SMG's capacitor in a three‑second burst, stitching a line of holes across the enemy's chest plate. No recoil, no missed shots."
Rail SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy SMGs

A compact, high‑rate‑of‑fire directed‑energy weapon designed for close to medium range. Energy SMGs sacrifice raw power for portability and volume, often using lightweight capacitors and a fast‑cycling pulse generator. They are favorites of security forces, vehicle crews, and anyone who expects a firefight inside a spaceship corridor. The beam is less “vaporize” and more “really annoy until they stop moving.” Magazine capacity is measured in seconds of continuous fire, but those seconds are very exciting.
Energy SMGs Example: “The energy SMG chattered – a staccato buzz like a mosquito with a grudge. The pirate’s weapon arm twitched, sparked, and fell limp. He looked at his smoking bicep and decided to surrender.”
Energy SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Particle Beam SMGs

A compact, fully automatic directed‑energy weapon designed for close quarters and rapid engagement, analogous to a submachine gun. Particle beam SMGs trade power for portability and rate of fire. They use smaller accelerator assemblies, lower particle energies, and capacitor packs that can deliver dozens of short bursts. The beam is typically pulsed to conserve energy and reduce heat buildup. Effective range is limited to 50‑100 meters, but within that envelope, the SMG can disable electronics, destroy unarmored targets, and create suppressive effects through ionization dazzle. In the speculative world of energy weapons, the particle beam SMG is the tool of special forces, security details, and anyone who needs silent, lethal close‑quarters capability without the recoil and noise of a conventional firearm.
Particle Beam SMGs Example: "The agent slipped through the corridor, particle beam SMG held tight. A guard turned the corner—three quick pulses, and the guard's radio melted, his weapon sparked, and he slumped unconscious from the neural shock."
Particle Beam SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy-Directed SMGs

A compact, high‑rate‑of‑fire directed‑energy weapon that uses focused light or microwaves. Energy‑directed SMGs are tiny – sometimes built into gloves or wrist mounts – and excel at disabling electronics, blinding sensors, and delivering painful but non‑lethal shocks. They are favorites of spies, hackers, and anyone who expects a fight in a server room. The beam is invisible, but the target’s sudden scream is not.
Energy-Directed SMGs Example: “He raised his wrist, and a flicker of invisible light hit the guard’s radio. The guard heard only static. A second flicker hit his belt – his taser sparked and died. He never saw what hit him.”
Energy-Directed SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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