SharD's definitions

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a German Techno/Industrial artist known for donning a rubber alien mask and acting all angry, as well as writing amusing lyrics.

His music is quite ironic. He’ll play pretty heavy sounding industrial while chanting in a menacing voice about how you should eat vitamins and brush your teeth. Some of his favorite subjects seem to be “CRUSHING” things and “SYNTHESIZER POWER”.

KOMPRESSOR will crush fronting rappers with his SYNTHESIZER!

by Shard July 4, 2005

TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.

What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.

by Shard April 14, 2005

IIUU

Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a sign of solidarity or pledging. You'll often see graffiti of it in rough urban areas. Pronounced double I double U.

"Anything IIUU
Is something I will never do
Because it hurts me
And it hurts you"

by shard April 15, 2005

rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized

"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."

by shard April 17, 2005

bo staff

A kick-ass weapon from Japan and Okinawa. It's basically a big ol' stick. They are usually one fist higher than the user is tall, and made from hardwood.

This iron pipe make a kick-ass bo staff!

by Shard April 19, 2005

juggalette

A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.

Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?

by Shard October 27, 2006