Biggest Dick in the Box

Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him

Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box

Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting

Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
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Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek
by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009
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Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
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Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009
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Pin Arms

Thin arms on a man, usually on a wimp, showing that the wimp never works out, has never done a push-up or pull-up or lifted weights, has no bicep or tricep muscle definition. May be adept at playing video games, but does no physical exercise.
Check out the Pin Arms on that wimp on the beach, what is he even doing here, he's going to get laughed off the beach by those hot chicks over there....
by sarasplayroom.com July 12, 2009
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Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
by sarasplayroom.com March 01, 2010
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Text-ese

Speaking in Texting Language or Texting itself.
Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.
by sarasplayroom.com October 09, 2009
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