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Barbieism

The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.

Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009

husboy

A boytoy husband, usually a semi-submissive younger husband, pun on houseboy.

Is Ashton Kutcher, Demi's husboy?

by sarasplayroom.com May 13, 2010

wallet raper

A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.

The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.

by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009

Bongsucking Leech

Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.

That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009

Cock-u-Puncture

Penis piercings

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

Crossing Streams

When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay

One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!

Another: But can we do it again?

by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010

LDL

Acronym for Little Dick Loser.

The guy on the beach with the acorns in his Speedo is such an LDL!

by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009