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Emancipator

Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.

Emancipator found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.

Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.

Emancipator lives in a fortress made of moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.
by Roc18 December 22, 2009
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Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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2011

T-Minus 1 year to everybody's death in 2012.
Woo its 2011! Just one more year to live, lets make this year awesome.
by Roc18 May 30, 2010
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House of flying niggers

When a whole bunch of niggers get into a fight and start throwing each other all over the place.

Based on the movie House of flying daggers
Guy 1: Damn Taequon just called Jamal a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: Holy shit this place is about to become a house of flying niggers.
by Roc18 August 11, 2009
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Avatits

When ur watching avatar and you keep trying to check out the tits on the Na'vi blue creatures.
Damn Neytiri has got some nice avatits.
by Roc18 January 15, 2010
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2010 World Cup

When the United States will finally win a world cup and thus cause the apocalypse.
The US wins the 2010 world cup!

*10 seconds later all hell breaks lose*
by Roc18 May 16, 2010
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dislike fag

That one person who always dislikes a youtube video or thumbs down an urbandictionary definition just for troll purposes, no matter how excellent or flawless the video or definition is.
Me: Hey my definition for "My face when" has 34 likes and 0 dislikes awesome, I can't think of a reason someone would dislike this.

*2 days later*

Me: WTF 1 dislike? THE DEFINITION WAS PERFECT FUUUUUUUU-

*go on rampage over the thumbs down*

dislike fag: u mad bro? *trollface*
by roc18 May 8, 2011
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