rian's definitions

Belfast

The least popular place in the entire island of Ireland, if tourism is anything to go by. Most people tend to stay clear and go for a nice wee break south of the border in Dublin's fair city instead, safe in the knowledge that now they won't be kneecapped by a bunch of retards.

Husband: Honey, lets go to Belfast at the weekend
Wife: Fuck off knob jockey, we're going to Dublin, I don't fancy getting petrol bombed

by Rian September 13, 2005

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions

"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"

by rian February 15, 2005

sizzlechest

A common way to say "ASSCLOWN", particularly in the Philadelphia, New Jersey region.

Eyyyyy, yo, sizzlechest. You wanna go and git a cheesesteak?

by Rian February 26, 2004

Shitlew

One who likes to shit in public places

That puckass Marvin loves to shitlew. every time we passes a yard he goes.

by Rian September 17, 2003

Grembledorf

being of unattractiveness

Ugh! Man shes a grembledorf

by Rian April 17, 2004