rian's definitions

rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions

"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"

by rian February 15, 2005

Belfast

The least popular place in the entire island of Ireland, if tourism is anything to go by. Most people tend to stay clear and go for a nice wee break south of the border in Dublin's fair city instead, safe in the knowledge that now they won't be kneecapped by a bunch of retards.

Husband: Honey, lets go to Belfast at the weekend
Wife: Fuck off knob jockey, we're going to Dublin, I don't fancy getting petrol bombed

by Rian September 13, 2005

sizzlechest

A common way to say "ASSCLOWN", particularly in the Philadelphia, New Jersey region.

Eyyyyy, yo, sizzlechest. You wanna go and git a cheesesteak?

by Rian February 26, 2004

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

Shitlew

One who likes to shit in public places

That puckass Marvin loves to shitlew. every time we passes a yard he goes.

by Rian September 17, 2003

ass to ass

Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."

Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream

by Rian December 8, 2003