Belfast

The least popular place in the entire island of Ireland, if tourism is anything to go by. Most people tend to stay clear and go for a nice wee break south of the border in Dublin's fair city instead, safe in the knowledge that now they won't be kneecapped by a bunch of retards.

Husband: Honey, lets go to Belfast at the weekend
Wife: Fuck off knob jockey, we're going to Dublin, I don't fancy getting petrol bombed

by Rian August 15, 2005

Shitlew

One who likes to shit in public places

That puckass Marvin loves to shitlew. every time we passes a yard he goes.

by Rian September 17, 2003

sizzlechest

A common way to say "ASSCLOWN", particularly in the Philadelphia, New Jersey region.

Eyyyyy, yo, sizzlechest. You wanna go and git a cheesesteak?

by Rian February 26, 2004

britain

Evil bastards who stole Ireland then gave half back.

Irish Farmer: WTF is this???
British KnobJockey: It's half of Ireland
Irish Farmer: WTF am I suppose to do with half of Ireland??
British KnobJockey: I don't know, why don't you make a nice little republic for yourself
Irish Farmer: Nooo! Oi waant me fookin island back ya dorty brit! All of it!

by Rian August 15, 2005

Grembledorf

being of unattractiveness

Ugh! Man shes a grembledorf

by Rian April 17, 2004

ass to ass

Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."

Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream

by Rian December 08, 2003

naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions

"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"

by rian February 15, 2005